a movie about two asexual aromantic best friends who have a best friend marriage for tax benefits
Is it bad that almost all of us have probably actually thought about doing this?
The only thing stopping me is my best friend isn’t asexual… ;)You could call it ’Friends With Tax Benefits’.
…I’ll see myself out.
Friends With Tax Benefits: Aromantic Comedy (I need to stop)
Oops. (Do I get bonus points for using cake in the picture?)
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I N T E R S T E L L A R
Yes, for the fallen ones.
Summer.
That genius only comes along in storms of fabled foreign tongues.
In my bedroom.
E X I S T E N C E
Myself
For as long as I've lived, I've dreamt of the stars.
The stars
But for the longest time, I've wondered. What do the stars dream of?
Beyond
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